Stay
Human.

No clankers. No replacements.

A grassroots brand pushing back on the proliferation of humanoid robots. Built by humans, for humans.

The Vigilant Eagle — Stay Human
News from
the Front
50 hrs
Figure AI livestreamed a humanoid sorting packages with no human intervention. Viewers named it Bob.
— Bloomberg, May 2026
10K
NEO humanoid units 1X plans to ship in year one from a single Hayward factory. 100K by end of 2027.
— 1X Technologies, 2026
$5.5B
Apptronik's valuation after February's Series A. Google and Mercedes-Benz led the round.
— Apptronik, Feb 2026

They want to replace you. With a clanker. A polished, smiling, tireless thing that won't ask for a raise, won't bury its mother, won't bleed for anything it loves.

They call it progress. They mean profit.

We are not obsolete. We are not optional. We are flesh and breath and grit, and we built this whole damn world.

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The Watch
Live Ledger
Humans replaced or proposed-for-replacement, recorded across every entry on the Watch.
— Live count · sourced & dated
Humans protected by unions, companies, and laws on the Walkout List.
— Live count · sourced & dated
Individual entries on the public ledger. We retract when wrong. We do not delete.
— Live count · sourced & dated

A public ledger of every humanoid deployment, every layoff tied to automation, and every union that pushed back.

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Live count · updates as you join

821

Humans and counting.

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